Friday 25 August 2006

Two friends walk into a bar

"Bullshit!"

A couple of heads turned at the exclamation but soon returned to their own conversations when they realised who was responsible.

"Hear me out, I'm just trying to give you something to take your mind off her. Your face isn't exactly much to look at even when you're smiling; the constant mope you're in at the moment is putting me right off my beer."