Tuesday 4 January 2000

Toothpicks

Bollocks. I was just about to field test my new keyboard and found that the crash I had on this thing yesterday wiped the driver. Oh well - add one more thing to the list of stuff that needs updating... That'll teach me to fuck about with something that's working - actually it won't.. Why are there so many beautiful people in the world? And why can't I just enjoy looking at them rather than get depressed by that fact. Whoops - better not mention depression or Crazy Jo will pounce on me and poke me with toothpicks until I cheer up... ::applies latex smile:: look - I'm happy - honest!