Tuesday 9 November 1999

Pepperini wrions dultati.

meta-date: Tue Nov 9 08:40:00 1999

Strange dreams. Was told to exercise for several hours a day on a giant climbing frame by a doctor - the doctor then proceeded to demonstrate what to do. By the time she had finished it was past one am. I was there with my sister - when the doctor had finished we went into the waiting room. The big news on every newspaper was about Hugh Grant eating babies in Botswana. Apparently he used to crack the top off of their heads and use chopsticks to eat their brains. He would then play a game of bar billiards to aid his digestion. The authorities found thousands of bodies dumped in a swamp. Sky were dedicating 3 pay per view channels to this story.